Called an expensive escort and fucked her without a rubber band on the windowsill

I was just sunbathing naked, so I fucked myself

Daddy took off his pants and offered his daughter to play adult games

It would be fucking amazing to be able to do that! To freeze her and fuck her in every possible way

You gotta train all your muscles - especially the ones in your dick

Bro, my boyfriend is an asshole, so you're fucking me now, okay?

Honey, I'm fucking you tonight, lie down - what a fucking surprise 🙃

Oh, student cums. Said it was for money, and then he fucked off - fucked up

Am I some kind of joke to you, bro? I won't suck you off (will 😅)

I didn't start it. She asked me to fuck her and cums

Diane, what are you doing down south? It's New Year's Eve and we're looking forward to a new year

Here's sperm in your ass so it doesn't hurt so much after anal

That's how the dummer girl from the meme gets laid in real life (rule 34)

Yeah, a wanker. What's the big deal, dad? You ain't never come to fuck me yet

Oh, my God, you got me pregnant! Oh, well. you're the one wearing the condom

Boy: ew, cunnilingus, I don't do that kind of thing. Man: 👅

Look, I got my boobs bigger! Will you give me a bonus now?

Wow, you can go to hell for an iPhone! (and I was about to, go ahead and change.)

What a bummer! I'm cheating with a friend, and my husband comes home and he burns us

You can't understand these feminists — they don't shave their pussy, but they want it on their dick

I'm married, what's a blowjob? Let's do it again, though, why don't we?

- Oh, I don't think I'm ready for anal! - Too late, daughter, I'm already there 😏

My girlfriend and I got really high - we got fucked anally in public and hard

New Year's Eve fuck-up! Her orgasm made the bed shake 🔥